Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 19, 2019

yes y’are

“Rolling on the river!!!”

If she thinks she is going to get him to stop rolling his eyes, she deserves the eye roll. I’m rolling my eyes at her myself as I type.

I was on the way to bed…. but I stopped by and noticed no question, so I leapt into the breach….

or at least, took a look at Twitter.

Tony is asking…

“What are you doing right now?”

Now that is downright silly.

Typing,Tony.

I’m typing!

Um hello. Right here. Sheesh

I never roll my eyes. Especially if I’m playing craps. They always come up snake eyes.

am I not

What are you doing right now? Putting tape over my webcam.

A friend of mine used to tell his wife “Don’t Bitch at me, you’r the Bitch that married me”. There not married anymore.