Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 05, 2019

I hate going “Wait a minute. That’s wrong, you idiot!”

♫There’s a bathroom on the right.♫

She must be listening to Micheal Jackson.

They should just hum thru the parts they forgot!

Weird Al made a living out of it.

Be kind, Aunty. Those professionals just aren’t up to your impeccable standards.

I have been saying that for years Aunty.

“We Built This City On Sausage Rolls…”

Well, it’s hard to remember the words when you’re stoned.

Thank you! Apparently I’m not the only one to whom this happens!

And don’t even get me started on “Blinded by the Light!”

“Hold me closer Tony Danza”

“Excuse me while I kiss this guy…Walt” (Hendrix).

I know, when George Harrison sings “(This Song’s Just) Six Words Long.”

“This song’s got nothin’ to say

But I’m recording it anyway

I know if I put my mind to it

I know I could find a good rhyme here."

Wrapped up like a douche.

Kinda like “the girl with colitis goes by”…