F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 23, 2019

wow… ne’er thought o’ that

Yep! What else is new?

The trick is you have to get to be his manager first

…and this is different from what you’ve been doing up until now how exactly?

I guess he passed Management 101.

Shouldn’t he have pointy hair?

Typical of lower level management

IDEA! Breed a type of mouse that looks like a bow tie and likes to cling to your neck!

Reminds me of a former boss. If you wanted to stay in his good graces, let him take credit!

A manager once gave me a lame PowerPoint and I turned it into an award-winning computer-based training program. Guess who got the credit.

We had a suggestion box at work and a reward of a cash bond for the best idea. The award would go to the Postmaster’s girl friend or some one in the front office. When people would complain the explanation would be similar to this, no you suggested the notices be on yellow paper, Jan’s winning suggestion was for blue paper. After awhile the suggestion box was filled with other types of suggestions.

Sounds ‘win-win’ to me!

That is how psychopaths work their way up the chain. They are bad workers but many times excellent at people manipulation.

Someones got an MBA