Close to Home by John McPherson for April 26, 2019

Well, as long as aren’t linked to spell out curse words, I’ll buy a few cans. It’s time Junior had some practice on the alphabet for adults.

A) Dalcon but no Bleeb?

B) That is one weird shaped shopping cart!

C) Does it contain a box of “Clapos”? I don’t think I’d want one, but they’re probably sold by the CASE.

I’d like to buy a vowel. (sorry that just slipped out)

excellent I need to learn a few more good curse words. What do you mean cursive has nothing to do with cursing?

It’s also called mislabeled Chicken Noodle Soup.

I don’t care what they say, this spells trouble I tell ya!

Are you sure it isn’t just italic? I got a can of italic alphabet soup once.

I think I saw some alphabet soup in Arabic once, but it was spaghetti. Pretty though.

I though they didn’t allow cursive in the children’s aisle.

So it is just one long, connected noodle in each can?

The soup for golfers.

Happy Friday everyone! Dalcon is really scowling today! His beret must be on too TIGHT!!!!!!!!! And if he’s mad, that means Bleeb is safe, somewhere! Hi Little Alien Dude, wherever you are! :)

It all tastes the same! Might be a good way to teach the kid cursive.

I wonder if they can claim it as a write off?

It came out in cursive but do they swear?