Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 27, 2019

No, I don’t want ant carpaccio.

Take the phone and get respect.

Tony asked, about 9 hours ago

My parents are from Italy. You?

Born and raised in Munich, Bavaria, which makes me a “echte Münchnerin” – and Munich is often referred to as the northernmost city of Italy.

Montreal. But their ancestry goes back to England and Ireland.

Both my parents were born in Canada. My grandparents were from Scotland and England.

I’m a home grown Californian as my father, my ancestry are from Mexico

This kid would never have made it with Luca Brazzi!

Dutch, English, Celt

I’m a mutt. And Elliot’s answer is not copacetic.

Sometimes adopted kids never know, and then sometimes they never care.

Dad from Virginia. Mom from North Carolina. I live in the house I grew up in.

Prego