The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 18, 2019

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    Earthling Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Nobody likes a casket hog.

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    rekam Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He probably always had a guest to share it with.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    A grave situation.

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    PICTO  over 5 years ago

    How does she know what size Jim’s bed was…?

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    uniquename  over 5 years ago

    And he drove a Suburban.

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    Walkdad2 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’ll bet his flowers never last long either.

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    DebUSNRet  over 5 years ago

    I think he was a BIG guy!

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    I always wondered what happened to Bob and Tina Cho – now I know!

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    chromosome Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I would expect that from Glenn Quagmire (Giggity!).

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    flemmingo  over 5 years ago

    Guest checked out before him!

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    PO' DAWG  over 5 years ago

    If you have a Great Dane some times it gets crowded.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Well, he had a body that covered a lot ground.

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    This reminds me, I may want the next cell down to be wider than this one in my Excel spreadsheet.

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    In the afterlife, he gets a studio apartment.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago

    You just KNOW there’s some real person named James Wilton out there who’s gonna get about a thousand copies of this cartoon asking him if he’s gained weight recently.

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    Bobbo76  over 5 years ago

    From the looks of the size of his headstone… he was the bulk of his estate!

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    Maybe he died in bed spread out and rigor mortis set in before they found him.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    And as they die they become part of his king sized grave…

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 5 years ago

    There is a James Wilton who lives in the UK and is a choreographer.

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    ElGato  over 5 years ago

    Must of cost a fortune to bury him along with bed.

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