Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 26, 2019

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    Yeah, when you’ve got a fur coat on and you don’t have sweat glands.

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    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    Good thing they brought their KitBit.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    That’s right, folks. Exercise kills you. Let’s go eat and sleep all day!

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    Daniel Strickland Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’ve been on that hike!

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    ptnjbrown  over 5 years ago

    Is that 31,768 steps TIMES four or DIVIDED by four?

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Uuuuh ooooh! Only 8 Lives left…..

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    Nuliajuk  over 5 years ago

    Cats are sprinters, not long distance athletes.

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    My first day on the Appalachian Trail: 25,000 steps, 4,000 calories. 480 minutes of exercise.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    He has sinking felines.

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    Farside99  over 5 years ago

    The number of steps is just about equal to the hike from Glacier Point down to the Yosemite Valley floor.

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