Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 04, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Happy rest of your life.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “You know what? Neither did I. Let’s call the legally-binding business off, tear up the papers, and just go have a whale of a party.”

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    Nachikethass  almost 6 years ago

    Thus, it begins…

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    juncarlo  almost 6 years ago

    It seems that the honeymoon will not have much honey.

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    Bryan Farht  almost 6 years ago

    Run!!! As long as you have no children, it’s not to late…

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    2peabody1  almost 6 years ago

    my ex’’’’’’’’’’’

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    Jeff0811  almost 6 years ago

    It’s not official until the paperwork is signed.

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    donwalter  almost 6 years ago

    Yup…I married her sister…

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    chris_weaver  almost 6 years ago

    Already settling into married life!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 6 years ago

    There it is…..not even out of the church and she’s starting….

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 6 years ago

    She doesn’t like you, dude. Why do guys marry women who don’t like them? Why do women marry guys they don’t like? Is this a conspiracy by attorneys?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    an ominous beginning

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    Alberta Oil  almost 6 years ago

    And..that “tone” will likely cause a “headache” tonight……….

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    jimchronister2016  almost 6 years ago

    Sounds like Diane in Cheers!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I did seem rather forced…

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    cuzinron47  almost 6 years ago

    Your right, it should have been, “I wish I didn’t!”.

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    robnvon  almost 6 years ago

    Keep the garter. Throw the bride.

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    Tkdgator  almost 6 years ago

    Poor guy. Too bad he did not see she was like that before they got married.

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    robnvon  almost 6 years ago

    None of us do. Then again neither do our wives. It is the worst of all possible worlds with an occasion orgasm.

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