Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for May 25, 2019

Yep.. cool as a square, comatose cucumber.

Remaining cool under fire is the sign of a true leader. Now Spud, DO IT AGAIN!

Spud “Cool”…. whatever, it’s his middle name.

An unconscious Spud has TWO defenseless index fingers. And you have a Chinese fingertrap. This is what we call “a golden opportunity”.

If that stresses him…don’t even tell him about adulthood!

Now go change your pants, Spud. Think you “relaxed” a bit too much.