Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for May 03, 2019

Why don’t sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.

Shoulda saved this for August….

I can’t decide which would freak me out more the lawyer shark or the little girl who can walk on water.

A memorable scene from the cinematic classic, Laws.

Yeah, go chase an ambulance like the rest of them.

Oh no! The whole darn beach is contaminated!

Lawyers tend to give reflux….it’s those last bitter words that “come up” ………

“We’re gonna need a bigger bank note…”

We’ll be ok, here come the Orcas.

That one looks like one of the relatively benign “estate” lawyers. The really dangerous ones are the “tort” lawyers. They eat everything even if they aren’t hungry. And the lowest of these are the “ambulance chaser” lawyers. Don’t get me started about THEM!

Very clever, Mr. Collins! (You’re wife hasn’t commented about the woman in the blue bikini?)

Oh, he’s in his element. I’ll bet some politicians, car mechanics and prescription drug doctors are in that ocean as well

It could have been fun to see a shark jump out of the water too.

Good lord! That one woman has a rack that could surely displace as much water as three-fourths the U.S. aircraft carrier fleet.