The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 24, 2019

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    When I was young, we were so poor we didn’t even have a bed. All we had was a cot.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Who said you can’t make a living by being in bed all day?

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Face down, feet up? Must be one heckuva sleep position for that guy!

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    nosirrom  over 5 years ago

    I didn’t know bedbugs liked toe jam.

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    iggyman  over 5 years ago

    Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bedbugs bite!

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    michael_orr25  over 5 years ago

    The male bedbug impregnates the female by puncturing her abdomen with what amounts to a dagger. The term for it is “traumatic insemination.” I suspect strongly that there aren’t too many females that would call anything leading to that “spoiling.”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    So no one ever needs to foot the bill?

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Let’s just finish and leave before the termites get here. There’s always something eating at that guy.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Don’t be such a wet blanket.

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    PO' DAWG  over 5 years ago

    “I’m sick of New York, lets hop in a suitcase and move.”

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    Science fact: Evolution says we are moving to 4 toes.

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    El Cobbo Grande  over 5 years ago

    Hahahahahaha……we slept in nice beds….BUT, we went to school in Death Valley…..in mid summer……crawling on hands and knees…….naked…….thru cacti patches…..uphill…. both ways…..yada yada

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    RetFor  over 5 years ago

    Bedbugs are not actually exclusive to beds, though.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    One of many punchlines in which nonhumans forget they’re nonhuman.

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    ElGato  over 5 years ago

    So many kids in my house, we had to sleep standing up.

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