Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for May 22, 2019

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    It’s similar to what I tell vegetarians, you could see what a cow eats and see how fat it is.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    That’s a weighty question!

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    sheilag  over 5 years ago

    Wait until later, when the alcohol has damaged the liver beyond repair… the “wino” looks “fatter” because of the damaged liver… by then, they are too far gone.

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    ForbesField  over 5 years ago

    I remember an episode of M*A*S*H, when, during a routine physical, Margaret Houlehan was told that she was putting on some weight. Later, as she was getting drunk, Frank Burns told her, “Margaret, I think you should know that alcohol can be very fattening.” She replied, “That’s alright. I’m planning on throwing up later.”

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Winos come in all sizes….small, medium and SOAKED TO THE BRIM.

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    Airbender  over 5 years ago

    Well, there was Falstaff and Friar Tuck……

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    CitizenKing  over 5 years ago

    As Willie Nelson said: “there’s more old drunks than there are old doctors, so I guess we better have another round.”

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    brklnbern  over 5 years ago

    Yes!!

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Maybe not, but I’ve seen a lot of people with beer bellies. I guess the folks I’m around don’t drink wine. Did you know that sugars are poly-alcohols? Yup: 6 alcohol groups in each glucose molecule versus 1 per alcohol molecule.

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