Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 09, 2019

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    Superfrog  over 5 years ago

    I’ve been drunk every day since then.

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    That water must be very dirty.

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    Farside99  over 5 years ago

    Take two chlorine tablets and stay away from contaminated faucets.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    That’s a very fluid religion.

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    frisbee  over 5 years ago

    Be water, my friend.

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    At least his conscience is still clear.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He did spend some time pouring through the Holey Book.

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    As a Catholic growing up as a kid, I could never make it 7 weeks between confessions when everything from homicide to looking at your sister the wrong way to eating a hot dog on Friday was a mortal sin.

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    7 weeks? What a drip! But don’t sweat it, your liquid will be replenished….

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    amaneaux  over 5 years ago

    How do you make holy water?

    Boil the hell out of it!

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Muddy Water?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Bless me Wather, for I have spilt.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Say ten Our Britas.

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