Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 09, 2019

feathers having split-ends… how wonderful

I’ve never thought about it before, but isn’t the first panel a bit strange? CB isn’t even in this strip.

Eliminating split ends would convert a feather into a hair. Try flying with that.

You’re a great friend, Snoopy.

Ah, yes. I remember when split ends was a thing. Once the world stopped shampooing with what was essentially watered down dish detergent, notice how the problem stopped?

Just send him to the local Farm store to pick up a bottle of “Tail & Mane” …

♪♪ I don’t know why sometimes I get frightened

You can see my eyes, you can tell that I’m not lyin’ ♪♪

I use whatever shampoo is on sale it Big Lots. A bottle lasts me 6 months. When I get out of the shower I spend 5 seconds running a comb through my hair. If I need to, I can blow dry my hair by rolling down the window in my car as I drive to work. I’m glad I’m a guy.

Shampoo….because he couldn’t find any real poo (got the joke from an old “MASH” episode)

Is Woodstock meant to be a bottle of styling gel or somethin’ like that?

Only thing that helps split ends is scissors.

Split ends of Woodstock hairs, hilarious Charles!

Oh No, There’s no Charlie Brown in this one. OH the humanity