B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 06, 2019

Why isn’t there a birthday elf?

All of a sudden, “Great Guru” wishes he didn’t have a lap.

Sigh* ….. I told BC …"North!…Go North!”

Back then all hammers were rocks.

B.C. must think G-U-R-U must spell “pumpkin.”

You want the Great Gazoo.

And the wrong season. We’re a week from Mother’s Day

I don’t have shoes, socks, shirt and pants to go that far north, so you will have to do.

Poor Guru looks for an escape Clause!

You want the Great Pumpkin.

A white beard does not a Santa make. Now get off my lap.

“Instead of all that stuff which might make you seem ‘privileged’, how about a new loin cloth?”

what? Did he think that Santa worked off-season as a wise man?

Yep. He definitely picked the wrong “guy.”

He SHOULD have selected from that list of 21 running for President in 2020……., ;)

Bernie Sanders is on the next mountain.

…and candy canes.

Of candy canes and weather vanes…