This sounds like my kind of woman.
Scott has a nerf gun? I thought Peter Pan was the boy who stopped getting older at 12.
Of course, when you break up, everything she wants is hers, and everything she doesn’t want is yours, and gets thrown out the window…
My husband was smart. He bought me my own nerf gun.
Scott’s a clever guy. But a lot of not-so-clever guys have figured out the “Yes dear” technique, because it sometimes works. (Sometimes, nothing works. In that case, abject apology without mentioning what for may, sometimes ameliorate the pain.)
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
This sounds like my kind of woman.
Ray*C over 5 years ago
Scott has a nerf gun? I thought Peter Pan was the boy who stopped getting older at 12.
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
Of course, when you break up, everything she wants is hers, and everything she doesn’t want is yours, and gets thrown out the window…
saxie5 over 5 years ago
My husband was smart. He bought me my own nerf gun.
Concretionist over 5 years ago
Scott’s a clever guy. But a lot of not-so-clever guys have figured out the “Yes dear” technique, because it sometimes works. (Sometimes, nothing works. In that case, abject apology without mentioning what for may, sometimes ameliorate the pain.)