Ten Cats by Graham Harrop for May 01, 2019

I can’t believe I’m first!!

Ummm, Oliver, sweetie, don’t x that. You’ll live to regret it

You start with a " \ ".

Um,well,do’s ya gots a bed for…um…Annie? Cauz’ she needs da’ rest?

Not being the brightest bulb in the pack will serve Oliver well in this case. Confound ‘em with delicious ignorance!

Has little Oliver tried to get into the mousehole? I’ve never really understood the pros of buying a timeshare.

We looked at new cars a few weeks ago – the aggressive salesman and manager were as bad as these mice.

Thank goodness my Real Estate guy figured out i know what I’m doing. This ain’t my first rodeo, Skippy! So no pressure from him to buy.

BTW house I had a contingency on got a higher offer. One dollar over what I offered was too much, so good luck with that.

I got my computer back. Hopefully I will be posting pictures tomorrow.

Little Oliver is too young and innocent to sign (even with half an X) so a co-signer is called for. HOW ABOUT LILY? If anyone can smell a rat she can! (2nd choice Chesney!!!!)

For some reason, I imagine the mouse with the briefcase sounding like Phil Silvers.