Yo-yos. I do believe that possibly a version of them were used as offensive/defensive weapons. Horace would do much better if he would metamorphose his front hooves into hands. Houyhnhnms can do that. He must have been orphaned from them too soon. Pull out those horse shoes so he can. The wounds will heal quickly. Beings like him can do that. Why they can pass themselves off as horses, their lesser cousins. Gulliver found them to be superior beings of the type he identified with over the Yahoos who the Houyhnhnms used as draft animals. And who looked human.
WaitingMan over 5 years ago
Knock out two teeth trying one of those fancy tricks.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Challenging tricks….wear a helmet….
InTraining over 5 years ago
Horace is trying to trick us….it’s just a golf club…!
Perkycat over 5 years ago
My yo-yo is my friend.
KEA over 5 years ago
What would happen if you gave a yo-yo to a flock of flamingos?
erniejpdx over 5 years ago
Samson has just broken the hearts of thousands of yo-yo aficionados for whom yo-yo-ing is life.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Yo-yos. I do believe that possibly a version of them were used as offensive/defensive weapons. Horace would do much better if he would metamorphose his front hooves into hands. Houyhnhnms can do that. He must have been orphaned from them too soon. Pull out those horse shoes so he can. The wounds will heal quickly. Beings like him can do that. Why they can pass themselves off as horses, their lesser cousins. Gulliver found them to be superior beings of the type he identified with over the Yahoos who the Houyhnhnms used as draft animals. And who looked human.
Chris Sherlock over 5 years ago
Some people feel the same way about the internet.
Argythree over 5 years ago
And some people feel the same way about ‘smart’ phones. I wonder who is speaking to Horace about this…