Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 01, 2019

Knock out two teeth trying one of those fancy tricks.

Challenging tricks….wear a helmet….

Horace is trying to trick us….it’s just a golf club…!

My yo-yo is my friend.

What would happen if you gave a yo-yo to a flock of flamingos?

Samson has just broken the hearts of thousands of yo-yo aficionados for whom yo-yo-ing is life.

Yo-yos. I do believe that possibly a version of them were used as offensive/defensive weapons. Horace would do much better if he would metamorphose his front hooves into hands. Houyhnhnms can do that. He must have been orphaned from them too soon. Pull out those horse shoes so he can. The wounds will heal quickly. Beings like him can do that. Why they can pass themselves off as horses, their lesser cousins. Gulliver found them to be superior beings of the type he identified with over the Yahoos who the Houyhnhnms used as draft animals. And who looked human.

Some people feel the same way about the internet.

And some people feel the same way about ‘smart’ phones. I wonder who is speaking to Horace about this…