Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 12, 2019

Zombie beach.

If a zombie eats someone, does it have to wait a few hours to swim?

Not “Dead Guard”! It should be “Deathguard”!

(Lifeguard – not Live Guard for a normal beach, right…?)

This is a deadbeat job!

Zombie Beach Blanket Bingo!

What percent of floundering zombie must be recovered to count it as a successful rescue?

Nice to see them enjoying themselves, taking a break from the grind of hunting for brains.

Death guard, not dead guard. Well, okay, dead guard. Oh, never mind.

That sand is so hot you could fry a brain on it.

The "Dead Guard’ would rather be working the graveyard shift.

So, the white walkers finally made it to the South, eh…

So…he doesn’t actually have to save anyone?

But I thought zombies couldn’t swim.

FUNNY!!

You will have the time of your unalive

I think the creature from the black lagoon should have been the Dead Guard, mad monster beach party