Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 23, 2019

If Vintner comes, can Sommelier be far behind?

I’m afraid Daenerys bottle is in France, Tyrion.

Hey, relax, take off your Coat de Rhône and sit a spell.

I’ve never seen the show….

but I hear the final episode set off a chorus of wines.

Normally I laugh at this cartoon—but today’s edition elicited only a groan. An appreciative groan, mind you, but a groan nonetheless.

I wish this GoT stuff would stop.

Game of Groans.

thebashfulone, you were so close.

Too soon.

More like Game Of Groans.

What, Arbor Gold not good enough?

The stark truth of the matter……

And people wonder why I’m a bier man! (German spelling intentional.)

Too soon.

Don’t forget to stay hydrated when drinking lots of wine. Luckily, there are a couple of containers of bottled water down by your feet.