Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 29, 2019

It’s the farts they’re worried about.

Facebook stinks anyways!

Broomie, you are a rank amateur. 19 tamales is just the warm up exercise

now I’ve got a craving for tamales! Wonder if Delicious Tamales (https://delicioustamales.com/) is open right now?

Most people want friends.

Easier just to close the account

I don’t know why anyone would unfriend someone for bragging about that awesome accomplishment, unless they’re just jealous.

Broom Hilda strip in color shows she is using a Bannana computer, not an apple. Nice touch Mr. Meyers!

More friends unfriended you then you had.

See, for ME, it’s any time someone posts “I bet you don’t have the guts to share this,” or “Who will read this all the way through and do what it says. I bet I know who will.” Spoiler- I won’t!

I’d prefer the Hot Tamale candies!!!

Broomie’s system may work, but it is not the usual attitude: most users always need MORE (yeah, like dope users)….

some of her friends could consider this a challenge. I have a facebook account but never actually post on it, apparently a couple scammers thought that meant it was an inactive account and opened a new account with my name a photo and tried to attract some of my friends, but it didn’t really work for them because all my facebook friends actually know me in real life.

If you want to find out who your real friends are, start talking about God