Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 26, 2011

Bet he digs his way out right quick!

cooool…wat amoney u hav lio..!!!!

Our small star is now RICH !!

Maybe better, the “Never-Empty Wallet” that always has another few hundred in it?

Uh-oh! Now he have resources, he was already pretty ‘active’ when he did not had money with him!

Just don’t let Dad find out about this.

You mean Dad won’t be broke for a week?

Oh, now Lio can afford to start that squid farm he’s always wanted!

gotta fund those projects

Hopefully the money isn’t stolen!

Come on Mark! Lio would have wished for a One-eyed, One-horned Flying Purple People Eater.

Taxes, student loans, car payments. Kiss it all good-bye.

So the joke is that the genie crushed him under the weight of the money? I guess?

The Literal Genie strikes again!

“Just don’t let Dad find out about this.”

Heck, once the IRS gets wind of Lio’s windfall…

Where’s the Genie going? Lio still has two more wishes left!

Everybody knows that you are supposed to ask for more wishes! Lio, lio, lio…

It’s not taxable because it’s unearned income.

I thought he was just buried under it

He was buried under it. You can see his hand sticking out from the bottom of the pile.

Good thing the genie didn’t give him the money in Kreugerrands.

Well, he asked for it.

Then Lio needed his tonsils out…all gone!!!

Can’t believe he didn’t wish for a better chance with Eva.

Didn’t anyone notice that the genie is out of the bottle? And is making his escape?

For my second wish,make everyone in the media forget about the day-night cycle