Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 13, 2011
Transcript:
Alice: I'm bringing my toys in to meet your toys! Where are they? Petey: My toys are in a box under my bed. Alice: Okay, let's see - here's a jar of grey fuzz. This is a toy? Petey: That's Mr. Uggins, my old teddy bear. I was a little too clingy and he wore out. Alice: Here's an assortment of plastic body parts. Petey: Those are from monster model kits I didn't finish. I hate the finality of completion. Alice: Here's one army man. Who has one army man? Petey: His country was disbanded. He's the last one left. Alice: What crummy toys! My toys are laughing at your toys! Petey: My toys don't push each other into a volcano when their tea party goes horribly awry.
margueritem over 13 years ago
Another wonderful one.
rayannina over 13 years ago
He’s got you there, Alice!
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
OK, Petey, if you’re not going to wear ear plugs then I think I will.
reverence over 13 years ago
Excellent!
Tancread Premium Member over 13 years ago
But volcano tea parties are the best tea parties!
pibfan868 over 13 years ago
HAHAHAHA!!
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Brilliant! I love it!
Ermine Notyours over 13 years ago
“I hate the finality of completion.”
So THAT’S my problem!
jimmypoo over 13 years ago
“I hate the finality of completion.”
I hate comics with morals! ;-)
JHSayers over 13 years ago
OMG I’m weeping with laughter!!!
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
Too funny!
vzs1022 over 13 years ago
Love this one!
brick10 over 13 years ago
Tea parties gone horribly awry are THE WORST!
lin4869 over 13 years ago
Finality of completion–a serious problem for me!
BenPanced over 13 years ago
Well, Petey, maybe your toys should! Then they’d be a lot more interesting!
notinksanymore over 13 years ago
I LOVE this strip!!
zsteelie Premium Member over 13 years ago
Hey, I have a Mr. Uggins too!!!
trekkermint over 13 years ago
love the blog’s proto alice
mtatulli Premium Member over 13 years ago
Awesome script!
mtatulli Premium Member over 13 years ago
Awesome script!
mtatulli Premium Member over 13 years ago
Awesome script!
mtatulli Premium Member over 13 years ago
Awesome script!
mtatulli Premium Member over 13 years ago
Awesome script!
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
That last comment should send Alice out of the room in a huff!
comics4brown over 13 years ago
And here I thought all those fuzzy gray things under my bed were dust bunnies …. maybe I’ve been wrong. I should double check all my stuffed bears to be sure no one is missing as I may have vacuumed him/her up by mistake!
bossyheifer over 13 years ago
So, how exactly DOES a tea party go horribly awry? LOVE THIS STRIP
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 13 years ago
Remains of toys… Not to sound mean, but that seems like a very early strain of a serial killer.
VillemezBrown about 13 years ago
Tea party gone awry!
Omniman about 3 years ago
Alice’s tea parties go much more awry than most.