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My name is listed between a church & a pizza chain. My number is close to a boob job clinic & a dope dealer. I get too many wrong numbers to bother answering the phone. Leave a message & you’ll find out how bad I want to talk to you. Free breast exams. Bleeeep.
S_T_F_U about 14 years ago
reminds me of an old country song: “Tell ole ‘I ain’t here’ he better get on home”
McGehee about 14 years ago
Lance isn’t so much trying to find himself, as to track himself down and tell himself to come home because dinner’s ready.
LocoOwl about 14 years ago
is lance ever really “there?”
Digital Frog about 14 years ago
The other day upon the stair I met a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today, I wish that man would go away.
Redhead55 about 14 years ago
Good one, Digital Frog. LOL
Sherlock Watson about 14 years ago
If it’s Schrödinger, tell him I’m both here and not here.
ChukLitl Premium Member about 14 years ago
My name is listed between a church & a pizza chain. My number is close to a boob job clinic & a dope dealer. I get too many wrong numbers to bother answering the phone. Leave a message & you’ll find out how bad I want to talk to you. Free breast exams. Bleeeep.