Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 24, 2011
January 23, 2011
January 25, 2011
Transcript:
tyr: Hey, wanna go grab some gravlax: jenn erica: Forget it, tyr. tyr: I don't get it. why won't you go out with me? Jenn erica: aside from being married, you're rude, disgusting, pushy, loud, violent and disgusting. tyr: you said "disgusting" twice. jenn erica: Really? I meant to say it three times....
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Thrice!
Colt9033 almost 14 years ago
Maybe its time bring wife on the strip so they can settle business with that.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
She’d have said it in a trice, coy.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
If you date married men, Is he BC or AD?
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 14 years ago
When was the last time you washed that hide you’re wearing? Go fall in a creek or something. Lots of rapids. Rinse, repeat.
Airboy20 almost 14 years ago
Had to look up gravlax. Still wouldn’t sound appealing if it were Brad Pitt inviting her.
runar almost 14 years ago
Marital fidelity doesn’t apply to deities. Just ask Zeus.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
You silly goose, runar.
runar almost 14 years ago
That ‘swan for your side, freeholder1. Take me to your Leda!
ellisaana Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Gravlak? could be worse, could be lutefisk.
Ed The Red Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Tyr’s wife was unfaithful to him and had a child by Loki. What goes around comes around.