Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for May 09, 2019

SO true!

There are those who have been seduced by the Dark Side. Your relationship seems to be more openly flirtatious.

And when the angel shows up and sees that all the hot dogs and the chips have been eaten, she will make the dark side pay for it by giving him indigestion. That’ll teach him for not texting her that there was stuff to eat.

Part of this complete breakfast!

I know, right?! My noble intentions are fleeting when it comes to portion control.

Lol you said hello to your hunger like it was a bad ex

Isn’t a bag of chips one serving??

This made me laugh out loud. I’m going to have to read this after I’ve eaten breakfast – your hunger riles up my hunger.

We dig our graves with our teeth.

Good glasses off reaction!

Portion control only works if you’re eating it as a part of an acceptable meal. Therefore, since I rarely see fit to cook more than one thing for any meal, portions must be suffient to count as the entire meal.

This is not ALWAYS bad, I have been known to sit down to a meal of one can of asparagas (or two, if it’s in the budget). This is a healthy meal, right? And makes up for meals consisting of a plate of mashed potatoes?

Just say right.

I could never eat just one hotdog and one serving of chips is the whole bag.

It was a good try, Amanda.

It starts early—“hot dog day” at the grade school cafeteria, where we all had a hot dog and bag of Jay’s potato chips for lunch, was a gold letter day on everyone’s calendar!