Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for June 16, 2019

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    Saint Peter, don’t you call me ‘cause I can’t go

    I owe my soul to the company store

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 5 years ago

    Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate, that he’ll just have to wait, gotta have another cigarette

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    The 12 gates carved from giant pearls as entrances and exits to the colossal building over 1260 miles on a side.ø It could upset the Earth’s balance. It is called “New Jeruselum” and is to house spirits.

    Life is still terminal, but too short. We barely wake up and it is time for the eternal sleep. Some don’t even get that much time.

    Ø Our atmosphere is only 60 miles up. Such a construction would cause our planet problems. But then a “New Earth” is promised with it.

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    k8zhd  over 5 years ago

    I love the use of “snickersnee,” that huge sword implied in G&S’s ‘The Mikado.’

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