“The defendant is charged with being a kleptomaniac…” “No, I don’t do that any more.” “Oh, we thought you did… Isn’t that my robe?” “Nah, I came in with it.” “I could have sworn… Hey, where’s my gavel?” “Maybe John Boehner has it…”
You shouldn’t have left it on your desk at the recess.
Now that’s a bunco artist!
Once a thief always a thief.
Yeah, but were he really good, the judge wouldn’t have noticed…
How does he know those are his? Is his name on them?
Remember that old adage: “Possession is nine-tenths of the law.”
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
“The defendant is charged with being a kleptomaniac…” “No, I don’t do that any more.” “Oh, we thought you did… Isn’t that my robe?” “Nah, I came in with it.” “I could have sworn… Hey, where’s my gavel?” “Maybe John Boehner has it…”
odeliasimone about 14 years ago
You shouldn’t have left it on your desk at the recess.
DavidGBA about 14 years ago
Now that’s a bunco artist!
syke34 about 14 years ago
Once a thief always a thief.
bmonk about 14 years ago
Yeah, but were he really good, the judge wouldn’t have noticed…
jpozenel about 14 years ago
How does he know those are his? Is his name on them?
Remember that old adage: “Possession is nine-tenths of the law.”