Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 21, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I thought you were going to say “He’s more into the smokin’ weed stuff.”

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sadly, he later fell prey to a hep, cool cat.

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    Arianne  over 5 years ago

    And most of the time, he just wings it.

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    Zev   over 5 years ago

    He’s a beaknik.

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    Stocky One  over 5 years ago

    He must be a Bohemian Waxwing. https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Bohemian_Waxwing/id

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I saw the best birdbrains of my generation….

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    blackdawne  over 5 years ago

    I literatarily got that.

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    bxclent  Premium Member over 5 years ago

    the bird is the word

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    artheaded1  over 5 years ago

    Maybe he should’ve been a parrot?

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    Zev   over 5 years ago

    All jaw, no caw.

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    J Quest  over 5 years ago

    Smoking a “J”??

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Oooh how poetic….he takes flight at the mere thought of a verse

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    He’s just a night owl.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 5 years ago

    But he enjoys the occasional Charlie Parker solo.

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    RobinHood  over 5 years ago

    Jack Sparowouac?

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    Flossie Mud Duck  over 5 years ago

    Can you hear me snapping my fingers?

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    PO' DAWG  over 5 years ago

    Seed man, seed man / park bench crying / old lady laughing / bread crumbs tossed

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    R.I.P. Ken Nordine.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    Oooh! The rare “blue hipster” bird. The next bird I’m looking for is the even rarer “crooning elvis” bird.

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    El Cobbo Grande  over 5 years ago
    I’m going to go out on a limb here and say………………oh heck forget it
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    Zev   over 5 years ago

    Is his name Allen Ginsbird?

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    Kinda like tweeting, but without the phone?

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    todyoung  over 5 years ago

    There’s a Church here (in Utah) that has a weekly program of ‘music and the “spoken word”’. Maybe the waxwing’s been converted?

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    krkdsk8  about 3 years ago

    Spoken bird poetry

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