Pickles by Brian Crane for January 27, 2011

Mr. Crane, that was bad.

Bad, but funny. lol

B-Rah-o-w-n.

You want to paint a snowman parson brown?

Like where is a woman’s yet?, read an article that said a woman had been shot and the bullet was in her yet.

No man, But you can do the job When you’re in town.

I don’t get it.

Grog not paint, color with crayons, and pretend, that he is Parson Brown!

Would have been more timely last month.

I don’t know…a lot of the northeast is still in “winter wonderland” mode.

@ Constantinepaleologos: it’s from the song Winter Wonderland. The line goes… In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is Parson Brown

Parson Brown is a minister, and they pretend the snowman is going to officiate at their wedding. It’s about a girlfriend and a boyfriend who are having fun in their relationship, and thinking about getting married.

Obviously Nelson thinks its a color.

Lacy things…the wife is missin’ Didn’t ask…her permission We’re wearin’ her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear….

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. If he asks us if we’re ready, we’ll say “Whoa, man! Let’s wait until the wife is out of town!”

Later on, if you wanna, We can dress like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin’ ‘round in women’s underwear.

The name of Parson Brown has been changed to Wrecked ‘em Brown.

Think awhile about it.

I’m itching up here..and scratching down there.. Valkin’ in my vinter’ underwear (Dr Demento radio show..early 1980’s)

LOL Very cute!

Let’s see, 150 per day times 365 is (mumble mumble carry the 5) over 50,000 comics I read a year, so I can’t express how happy I am to see a great joke that is totally new to me. Brian, thank you SO much!!

(BTW, as a kid I was sure the song said, “Later on we’ll perspire as we sit by the fire.” Made perfect sense to me.)