F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 27, 2019

It really did.

But they need to be washed first.

It’s $25 extra if you expect me to touch that thing.

No, it’s a cost since it’s a bio-hazard!

Ick.

You can contact coliform bacteria on brand new merchandise. Just imagine what you can get off of well-aged fabric. Euuuuuch.

This is why I won’t work in retail.

Indeed, his old pair has been thoroughly broken in and, um, well ventilated!

Of course, we take trade-ins, $20.00 extra plus a toxic substance disposal fee.

Sorry sir, THERE IS NO TRADE INS FOR USED UNDER GARMENTS…EWWWWWW!

He’s the type of guy who would donate them to goodwill and take a tax deduction. :-(

Depends.

Freddy wears underpants?

Ew! That is about as bad as the Clintons claiming there used underwear as a charitable deduction on their tax return.

He’s a three striper