Kliban by B. Kliban for July 01, 2019

It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it.

When your coordination starts to go, they move you over to the pretzel line.

Not an ‘upwardly mobile’ position, but much preferred to the job of picking fly poop out of ground pepper ….

i’ve always wondered how they did that.

Jimmy Buffet needs to see this…there’s his salt shaker and salt, salt, salt…

How do you tell he’s from the south?

If the cracker salter was younger . . .

Wait for it . . .

They’d have Salt Teens.

If he was of the biblical persuasion, he’d be a cracker Psalter.

The hat and the the protective eyewear are fine, but you could be mangled by the returning belt. Better call OSHA. What? Defunded?

Safety first!

The really terrible thing is that he’s looking at an augmented reality that’s showing him how to apply salt.

Reminds me of Lucille Ball in the pie factory on the assembly line with the whipped cream.

Dude will never suffer eye damage from a terrorist’s exploding saltine! Whew!