Close to Home by John McPherson for May 30, 2019

Awwww! Just call it abstract expressionism or performance art.

The painter’s hats…♥♥♥

I’m watching to see if they go to spray painting to reach under the eaves.

Is “elephant painting” a real thing? I’d look it up, but I don’t want it in my search history…

Wait until they see what the elephants are charging for their work.

Elephant house painting? Hummm. You know, even if they don’t do a particularly good job, I am thinking that there could be market for that sort of thing, for a little while. If it is just for the novelty of it.

and best of all, they work for peanuts

EEK!!! A Bleeb!!!

When they’re working it’s like living in a circus.

An apology to elephants.

I see they put the elephants in the room to work.

Ah, you gonna tape off those windows.

The elephants did a fine job painting, but the clean-up !Maybe Simba and Fungo should lighten up on their fiber intake.

Yo Sup? LeoJim and Impkins Patsnozzle

And to demonstrate the fullness of their commitment, they developed alcohol dependence and joined a local AA group.

Is Simba a lion in an elephant suit? That explains a lot.