Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 02, 2019

Followed by the song; “Where did we wrong?”

The next number: “Other roads to liquidity”!

We were working the deduction and credit columns.

We worked it into both with some slippery slaloms.

Take it to the third decimal place one more time.

I just can’t wrap my head around the name of the band. Accountants are the opposite of chaos, so completely at war with anarchy.

Give me an M

M

Give me an O

O

Give me an N

N

Give me an E

E

Give me a Y

Y

What’s that spell

What’s that spell

Sounds like Stan Roger’s White Collar Holler.

This comes down to MORE OR LESS…..

And here’s a song about putting your money where your mouth is.

Followed by “Divide by Zero”.

I thought Ben Affleck was the lead singer?

Back in the days before computers, a Dallas bank built the tallest building in town. In order to provide for drive-in banking, an adjacent 18-story, reinforced concrete (no structural steel) hospital was jacked up, bell-shaped piers supporting it blasted away, and replaced by cylindrical ones. In a discussion of this, one engineering student said, " One misplaced decimal on the slide rule, and the whole building comes down." A bit more severe than a spreadsheet.

I think “Fungible Assets” would be a good name for a band of daytime accountants.