A man was walking along the beach when he came upon an ornate oil lamp in the sand. “Could it be?”, he thought. So, he picked up the lamp, rubbed it and sure enough, with a puff of smoke, a genie appeared! The genie said “I will grant you any wish. Just name it and it shall be yours!”. So the guy thought and said “I’ve always wanted to visit Hawaii, but I’m afraid of flying. Could you build a bridge so I could drive all the way to Hawaii?”. The genie stroked his beard and thought out loud: “Hmm… I could do it, but think of the amount of concrete and steel that would be needed to reach the bottom of the ocean; the impact on marine life. No, my son, think of another wish!”. So the man thought and said “Oh, genie, I want to understand what women are thinking. Why do they give me the silent treatment? Why, if they’re clearly distressed and I ask what’s wrong, do they say ‘nothing’? Why, when I ask if it’s OK to go play golf, do they say it’s ‘fine’, but then get mad about it later? Most puzzling of all, if I ask them what’s wrong, why do they say ‘Well if you don’t know, I’m certainly not going to tell you!’? Please, genie, I want to understand!”. The genie thought a minute, sighed, and said “So, you want that bridge two lanes or four?”.
RAGs about 5 years ago
Shh, we don’t want to Kindle an argument.
Farside99 about 5 years ago
Will you finally shut up and let me get some sleep?
Bryan Farht about 5 years ago
I didn’t know smartphones still need a nightlight.
whahoppened about 5 years ago
Send the right message and she’ll still vibrate uncontrollably.
Arianne about 5 years ago
Girl, that’s not exactly a turn-off, you know.
Meg ~ All Seriousness Aside about 5 years ago
I know. We say “tell us what you’re feeling” and then we do this.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
What a “turn off” ……
zeexenon about 5 years ago
Statistically, the under one standard deviation length was under 3 days in our 54 year marriage (RIP). And, yes, I lost weight.
AtariDragon about 5 years ago
She’s got no curves.
comics guy 47 about 5 years ago
A man was walking along the beach when he came upon an ornate oil lamp in the sand. “Could it be?”, he thought. So, he picked up the lamp, rubbed it and sure enough, with a puff of smoke, a genie appeared! The genie said “I will grant you any wish. Just name it and it shall be yours!”. So the guy thought and said “I’ve always wanted to visit Hawaii, but I’m afraid of flying. Could you build a bridge so I could drive all the way to Hawaii?”. The genie stroked his beard and thought out loud: “Hmm… I could do it, but think of the amount of concrete and steel that would be needed to reach the bottom of the ocean; the impact on marine life. No, my son, think of another wish!”. So the man thought and said “Oh, genie, I want to understand what women are thinking. Why do they give me the silent treatment? Why, if they’re clearly distressed and I ask what’s wrong, do they say ‘nothing’? Why, when I ask if it’s OK to go play golf, do they say it’s ‘fine’, but then get mad about it later? Most puzzling of all, if I ask them what’s wrong, why do they say ‘Well if you don’t know, I’m certainly not going to tell you!’? Please, genie, I want to understand!”. The genie thought a minute, sighed, and said “So, you want that bridge two lanes or four?”.