In Security by Bea R. for May 31, 2019

  1. Wally
    LightWarriorK  over 5 years ago

    Girls like Ellie need to be experts at avoiding the creepy grope!

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    AnyFace  over 5 years ago
    ”Life-Skills.” ✨❤️✨
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    Pequod  over 5 years ago

    Roaming paws

    And groping claws

    Ellie learned to dance.

    Carry tray

    Hip check and sway

    Creeps don’t get romance.

    Hubbs in awe

    At what he saw

    Al shows him a move.

    Hubbs would dance

    Given the chance

    Ellie makes him groove.

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    AnyFace  over 5 years ago

    Also how Fred Flintstone once got his bowling mojo back …

    https://youtu.be/z3q5oWdPPyE

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Teach Hubbs to dance, “Al.” But make sure he leads.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  over 5 years ago

    seem to recall story of basketball player who took ballet lessons

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    hk Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Uh, Ellie, I would love to dance with you and I’d be okay tackling you too.

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    hk Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It’s funny till someone gets hurt…..then it is hilarious!

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    LightWarriorK  over 5 years ago

    Upon further reflection, I think that to Ellie, Dancing = Avoidance. She uses “Dance” as a term of getting paws off of her, whereas usually dancing means you want hands on you somewhere.

    Has she never actually danced with a nice guy who wasn’t also trying to grope her? Has every dance been an athletic form of tackle-breaking?

    Once the truth is out, Hubbs needs to show her how a gentleman treats his girl, and what dancing is truly like!

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    jonesbeltone  over 5 years ago

    Love the PINK laces on the pigskin.

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    rwstyles1234  over 5 years ago

    It will be interesting to see how he handles dancing with a “guy”. I would hope that he wises up, but I doubt it.

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “C’mon baby…let’s do the Twist…”

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    Neo Stryder  over 5 years ago

    AFAIK, ballet should be part of the training routine of a football player

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