Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 13, 2019

Stan sure is quite the guy.

That’s OK. He doesn’t enjoy talking to mooches anyway.

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

Can I borrow some fuel?

How am I supposed to know what you’re capable of?

Be consistent! Joke all the time.

Yeah… I don’t know whether you can… cos I don’t know who you know, or whether they have any, or will lend you some.

If you’re asking whether you may borrow some, presumably from me….

Sorry…. the only fuels I have are the unleaded gas in my car’s tank, which is fitted with an anti-siphoning device…..’

and a smallish bag of pretty ancient charcoal that sat through the winter rains.

Oh… and some matches and a couple of old newspapers, if you want to count those.

I’ll make a deal with you. You can have the fuel, if you mow my lawn too.

Why??? You have all the fuel you need, just eat russef’s beans!!!

So, peter just admitted to being a nobody?

Sure.

As long as you give it back when you’re done with it.

Keep mooching, and nobody will want to talk to you. I’m sure Stan doesn’t.

Will a can of Sterno do?