Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 10, 2019

I was once a picky eater of a child by eating only pizza crust.

Do not under any circumstance, allow him to call you “woman.” Ever. You better nip that straight in the bud now before it becomes a habit.

Going for another slice.

The best part of a pizza is the part that’s in my mouth.

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

Point or crust?

Yes please.

Point.

I don’t get you crust people.

Crust is bread.

Which you have to eat, to get more pizza, to fill up….. and also, just to not waste it.

But point… sigh…. point is essence of pizza.

Point me in the right way!!!

If a person prefers points over crust, get square cut, 4 points, no crust. In fact, if a person is going to desecrate pizza that way, may as well eat it with a knife and fork, while you’re at it.

typo alert!

My Tshirt:

I’m into fitness.

Fitness this whole pizza in my mouth.

I don’t waste time figuring it out. Whatever is closest is first.

I want it all!! I eat it all!!

Point. The crust is the pizza handle, unless it’s a stuffed crust.

“GET THE TO CRUST”????? Arrrrrgh!!!!