My dad’s mom apparently had a whole bunch of rules when he was growing up. The two biggest rules (as he told the story) were, “Don’t touch the dead bird” (referring to a dead bird that had hit the window) and “Don’t drink from the hose.” Those were the rules. At Thanksgiving, “The Yard Rules” still get brought up.
Ida No over 5 years ago
Brown water turns you into Brown Man. Are you noticing any other changes, beyond a bad taste in your mouth?
katina.cooper over 5 years ago
I just hope he has plenty of toilet paper. He’s probably gonna need it real soon.
Fiona D Premium Member over 5 years ago
I’m really loving Crabgrass, Tauhid. You get the kid’s-view-friend-chemistry just right. And it’s dead funny.
Goat over 5 years ago
That reminds of how I almost died after drinking tap water during my stay in Senegal when I was 7 years old.
MemoryBoi over 5 years ago
Kevin’s logic lends you an x-ray into his lack of a brain.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 5 years ago
And here I thought the reason for letting the hose run a bit before taking a drink was to make sure the water was good and cold.
bigjoec over 5 years ago
Hose water is the best water.
leopardglily about 2 years ago
My dad’s mom apparently had a whole bunch of rules when he was growing up. The two biggest rules (as he told the story) were, “Don’t touch the dead bird” (referring to a dead bird that had hit the window) and “Don’t drink from the hose.” Those were the rules. At Thanksgiving, “The Yard Rules” still get brought up.