Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 21, 2019

Lucky you – some Joker brought me the Cesar Romero salad.

I asked for a Waldorf salad and just got heckled by two Muppets

My wife and I ordered a Let us wedge salad and split the bill.

“Waiter, you brought me an empty salad bowl!”

“I’m sorry, but that is the Where’s Waldorf Salad!”

I wanted to order the chef’s salad, but it was toque much.

Ummm where’s the baseball?

Just don’t order the spin itch salad.

I asked for a mixed greens salad and they brought me a bowl full of also ran candidates…

Slide salads aren’t bad.

I tried to order the chef’s salad, but the waitress said he’d already finished it.