Drag racing defined: Cars sitting waiting for a GO light, then taking off as fast as they can. I see this every day during rush hour. An alternative is NASCAR, where we get to see cars go round and round and round. And round and round. You can watch a commercial, take a 30 minute break to eat lunch. Come back and say, “Hey Ma look! Them cars is still goin’ round and round!”
No offense to NASCAR fans. We all have our quirky little hobbies. Stamp collecting. Butterfly mounting. Baseball. Clicking photos at scenery. Spending thousands to go overseas and look at various piles of stones. Different forms, same effect.
For some reason we love it all… such reason as of yet undefined. I think it’s mainly to get our minds off the disastrous global cataclysm looming just over the horizon. No scratch that. Forget I said that. That’s definitely not going to happen. Internet commenters insist on that… very very strongly. So they must be right because well, they’re Internet commenters. Most educated and intelligent people on earth, put here to inform the rest of us of the absolute reality of the universe. Oh which brings up another odd hobby: posting on the Internet. Cor, that’s a strange one… ;D
AllishaDawn over 5 years ago
I love Eddie Izzzard.
Enter.Name.Here over 5 years ago
I can only assume it looked something like this: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2v3ohn
PICTO over 5 years ago
When it comes to drag racing my money is on RuPaul…
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Tuna Muncher time ……..
everett_r0 over 5 years ago
Looks like someones trying to do a Pastis….
Skeptical Meg over 5 years ago
Here in DC, every year there is a “high-heels race.” Male, female, drab, drag… as long as you’re in heels, you’re welcome to run.
mrcooncat over 5 years ago
They must have another name for them where MMM comes from …
rdmacgregor over 5 years ago
Caravan racing on a figure 8 track is more entertaining than (auto) drag racing.
STARTS WITH A B over 5 years ago
Laughed at the comic, almost died at the comments!
TMR over 5 years ago
A yearly event: https://montrealfringe.ca/event/drag-races/
Plods with ...™ over 5 years ago
Loved those on Benny Hill!
Rev Phnk Ey over 5 years ago
You ever get the feeling you’re being stared at …
iggyman over 5 years ago
Different strokes for different folks!
Al Nala over 5 years ago
Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch…
Snoots over 5 years ago
Drag racing defined: Cars sitting waiting for a GO light, then taking off as fast as they can. I see this every day during rush hour. An alternative is NASCAR, where we get to see cars go round and round and round. And round and round. You can watch a commercial, take a 30 minute break to eat lunch. Come back and say, “Hey Ma look! Them cars is still goin’ round and round!”
No offense to NASCAR fans. We all have our quirky little hobbies. Stamp collecting. Butterfly mounting. Baseball. Clicking photos at scenery. Spending thousands to go overseas and look at various piles of stones. Different forms, same effect.
For some reason we love it all… such reason as of yet undefined. I think it’s mainly to get our minds off the disastrous global cataclysm looming just over the horizon. No scratch that. Forget I said that. That’s definitely not going to happen. Internet commenters insist on that… very very strongly. So they must be right because well, they’re Internet commenters. Most educated and intelligent people on earth, put here to inform the rest of us of the absolute reality of the universe. Oh which brings up another odd hobby: posting on the Internet. Cor, that’s a strange one… ;D
bloodykate over 5 years ago
Damn, that was funny!
Sue G over 5 years ago
And poor, sweet Satch has no idea what just transpired. Stay innocent Satch, we love you.
Joliet Jake over 5 years ago
The English and the Americans are two peoples divided by a common language.
Mary Sullivan Premium Member over 5 years ago
Eddie Izzard would be totally okay with it. LOL
KISSARRAH over 5 years ago
I would love to watch people run in heels! Men or women.