Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for June 13, 2019

Maybe Stumpy has hired them to expand the distribution of his product.

#buildinghisempire

Gangs round here have Black, grey or reds! The Blacks n greys seem to fight. The reds stick to the woods.

They are forming a squirrel soccer team.

#rebellioussquirrels

There is a strong albino gene in the squirrels here.

Anyone remember the kid-song about squirrels and their tails? I suddenly remember it from girl scouts back in the day…

Grey squirrel, grey squirrel, swish your bushy tail….

Now I’m afraid.

#poofysunshade