Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for June 17, 2019

How about “Boris the spider”?

Alexa knows all and sees all….. in more ways than one ;-)

you are never more than 7 feet from a spider at all times.

I live in Spain, make that 3 feet and the little black and white jumping ones BITE!

Alexa’s parody of Elmer Fudd’s Kill the Rabbit

Alexa, the Stasi agent YOU are paying for.

Had to Google it; it’s real and exactly what you’d expect, a metal version of The Itsy Bitsy Spider.

What’s that climbing up my wall?Black and hairy, very small?

It turns out that the version chosen by Alexa does exist:

https://youtu.be/DsfP6D3NTVg

(I believe the part about killing the spider is at the very end, in the background.)

Itsy-bitsy Spider-Man does whatever an itsy-bitsy spider can!

I like the Little Richard version.

As long as it’s not a brown recluse spider I kinda like them.