Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for June 14, 2019

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    garcoa  over 5 years ago

    I’d prefer a fart-scented candle to some of the other scents that are produced.

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    Ray*C  over 5 years ago

    Well…for me, I’d prefer no scent at all.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    Clean oil on the hot engine manifold after the oil change candle.

    BLTE on toast candle.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    Could be worse. Could smell like dingleberries.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It’s not elderberries, it’s Elder Barry’s. Smells like octogenarian spirit. It’s haunting.

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