Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 24, 2019

That’s sly, boy…

Later, they’ll relax on the lake, working their poles to an issue of fly-boy

They’re definitely getting ‘woodies’!

Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor would be proud of them.

You know there’s going to be a strategically-placed staple. Pay attention to how those joints work.

I gotta level with you, it’s the plane truth, I used to watch “The Router Limits” and “Screwed..” And yes, I was always spreading glue, trying to keep it all together. And remember that old saw, the “Moral of the Lathe…” One good turn deserves another.

I’m guessing there’s a stud in the centerfold.

Strippers! What cans! Rub it in, don’t brush ‘em off. Watch’ em peel. You’ll end up scraping and wiping it up. Gets the job done faster than Sandy but be careful! They can leave you with a burning sensation if you haven’t got protection. And remember not to get too deep into it – you’ll have ruined it if they take too much off. Remember, almost every one of ‘em can get you into a toxic situation. Wash your hands of’ em when your finished with ‘em. Don’t just dump them, there are others who’ll pick them up when you’re done. They’re not something you’d usually brag about but they’re great to keep around for getting it off when you need to get the job done quick and easy. Some of ’em even work overnight!

Would ‘wood veneer’ not be a prophylactic?

Meanwhile, the bartenders are in the next room ogling Pinthouse.

“Man, I’d drill that!”

It is all smoothed out and filled in with silicone caulking.

I Saw-DUST in the air….

A briar burl could get you hot. But you’d have to light it first.

I think that wood veneer’s been enhanced.

Red Green reminds us that “Any tool can be the right tool”……..

Here comes the boss – hide it under the plywood…

A magazine that gives guys wood!