Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 04, 2019

Good luck to that pigeon trying to get back when home is traveling at more that 4 miles per second.

“And the correction fluid is free!”

The smaller the newspaper, the smaller the font. This ensures that print newspapers will die out, because those who are still interested in them are people my age, and most of us have too much trouble with small print to bother with…

On a sad note, Mad Magazine is creasing publication. It was up to $6.99 an issue. And it took advertising. Maybe it died years ago and they’ve just destroyed the zombie.

Carrier pigeons have to be fed.

On the RU Sirius, the pigeon will walk around and throw the paper into peoples offices, onto their desks, etc., and leave a message that it has been delivered. (Maybe that’s tomorrow’s strip).

When your pigeon arrives, put it in a cage and put the newspaper under it.

Try shrinking all the comics.

sad to see Mad magazine go

Put it on a thumb drive…

My parents did not approve of Mad. As a result, I never missed an issue. (I can still recall poems from Mad 50 years ago, but I can’t remember what i had for dinner)

…and you can eat the pigeon!