Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 04, 2019

“We’ve secretly replaced this man’s coffee with Folgers crystals – let’s watch.”

How about a green smoothie, Mr. Hyde?

Ha ha – this is me first thing in the morning.

I still have Mr Coffee and brew MAXWELL HOUSE every morning! M M M M M

I am a different person after drinking my Nuclear Coffee in the morning, but having a different Super Power in every batch will do that to you

Seems like they need a Mr Coffee filter.

Caffeine Fiend

Where’s the Missus? Hyding?

Omgosh lovin’ it Dave! You rock every day, I never miss reading your daily dose. Happy 4th, thank you!

I can relate! Love my Mr. Coffee!!

Quick. Hyde.

That’s me when I find out there is no raw sugar…

When I was in the military, I used to drink 12 cups of coffee a day. A doctor friend of mine claimed that it would probably cause heart arrhythmia . So we did an experiment one weekend when the hospital census was low.

I abstained from all forms of caffeine for 24 hours and reported to the hospital where they hooked me up to all kinds of monitors. My BP was a bit low as was my pulse and I had a totally normal EKG.

I had two cups of coffee and my BP was 120/80, pulse was 60 and normal EKG. Ten more cups of coffee later the figures were still the same after multiple trips to the bathroom.

So the doc’s opinion was, “For YOU, 12 cups of coffee does not cause heart arrhythmia . A second diagnosis is that you are unlikely to get a bladder infection.”

Mr. Burns Sr. (the Simpsons).

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In this case, you may want to wait until he finishes his second POT.

I hope that it’s good to the last drop.