The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 09, 2019

I imagine that if I took the right drugs, this might make sense to me.

If her eyes are on the barbie, this may be her last vision.

do you suffer from delusions? see your doctor, maybe crapola is for you.possible side effects include, lost of eyesight, loss of sex drive,and an overwhelming desire to think ANY politician gives a damn about you……only $500 per dose.

I see the sizzle!

For a MEDIUM to have such INSIGHT is RARE ! (WELL DONE, Mr. Hillburn)

Coal entanglement and spooky eye sight at a distance?

He gave her the cold shoulder.

Someone in Canada collects all the charcoal bricketts from melted snowmen and ships them to Texas?!? Really??? Scott’s got something more than charcoal in his smoker…..

What happened to the grilled noses, er, carrots?

It would have to a high altitude mountain location to still have snow. We do have summer, even in the arctic, you know.

Took me a moment – the eyes, right?

I have been coming here for years. When does it get funny?

NO, NO, NO’ “…pants on-fire….”

Her eyes are missing………must be the coal (briquets) for the steak.

You have to scroll down on the page, but you will spot the right one. https://www.bizarro.com/snowmen

Took m a second. I’m guessing her eyes are on the guy’s grill.

Well, Jack, as the father on the old “Dobie Gillis” show was wont to say: “That makes sense. Not to me, but that makes sense.”

She’s GOOD!!!!!

“They said someday you’ll find, All who love are blind, When your heart’s on fire, You must realize, Smoke gets in your eyes.” (Jerome Kern/Otto Harbach)

Nope, didn’t help

I’ve read or heard that the places where they cook pizza in a brick oven, that the ovens are fired with coal.

I have never seen it …. but I thought it was referencing A Handmaids Tale with the bonnet … eyes seeing where they have been ??. Idk …I guess I would have to watch the show …

That was a thinker… “and 2 eyes made out of coal.” Thank god I was raised on television!