Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 05, 2019

Was it a dark and stormy night?

It’s an I-don’t-know-whodunit!

Let me help. Who’s on first.

He will do a search and replace when he is done recreating Fyodor Dostoevsky’s “Crime and Punishment”. Cutting out the names makes the book 1/3 shorter.

It was which-a-ma-call-it..you know, that guy, with brown hair and brown eyes?

At least the cat is in the correct place.

I just read a book that had no names.

is he writing a sequel to Harry Potter?? And the characters are relatives to ‘he-who-must-not-be-named’?

The Counterfeit Groom by Kermit A. Krime.

This would be clearer if the woman’s speech bubble contained quotation marks.

He is making a list.

Since when will a cat sleep on a pile of papers you aren’t trying to read and not on the keyboard?

Got a copy of the Silmarillion laying around?

Here’s how to pick names:

- Go on-line and get first and last names with percentages from the census.

- Use random numbers to select first and last names based on the percentage