Dear Abby, dear Abby. You won’t believe this. But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss. My girlfriend tells me it’s all in my head. But my stomach tells me to write you instead. Signed, Noise-maker
“Dear Abby: I saw this guy in a commercial advertising Jardiance, and a few days later I saw the same guy, without his glasses on, hawking cell phone service. My question is, is the service so bad the reason he had to go out in the yard?” – The World’s Most Inquisitive Person
Abby was born Pauline Esther Friedman, and her twin sister was born Esther Pauline Friedman. Abby was known as Popo, and her sister was Eppie4 (a nickname from E.P.).5 In comparing the columns written by each of the sisters, the Jewish Women’s Archive wrote that “Both columns were characterized by a straightforward tone, practical advice, and a firm but modern moral sensibility” and that "both women used humor, including sarcasm and one-liners, in their responses.
mddshubby2005 about 5 years ago
Penny Lane for your thoughts.
Melki Premium Member about 5 years ago
Dear Abby, dear Abby. You won’t believe this. But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss. My girlfriend tells me it’s all in my head. But my stomach tells me to write you instead. Signed, Noise-maker
Little Caesar about 5 years ago
“Dear Abby: I saw this guy in a commercial advertising Jardiance, and a few days later I saw the same guy, without his glasses on, hawking cell phone service. My question is, is the service so bad the reason he had to go out in the yard?” – The World’s Most Inquisitive Person
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 5 years ago
Here comes the mail (doo doo doo)
Here comes the mail, and I say
It’s all right
TXD2 about 5 years ago
Kudos to Dan for using the real name of “Dear Abby”! Jeanne is continuing the work of her mother, Pauline Phillips, the original “Dear Abby”. :)
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Ummm maybe Dorothy was on the right path….FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD, TO THE YELLOW SUBMARINE PARKED at the DOCK IN THE BAY.
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
The Fifth Beatle is the VW on the left.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Dear Abby: My best mates can’t seem to see my new girlfriend the way I do and they say she is trying to break up the band! What should I do?
formathe about 5 years ago
Abby was born Pauline Esther Friedman, and her twin sister was born Esther Pauline Friedman. Abby was known as Popo, and her sister was Eppie4 (a nickname from E.P.).5 In comparing the columns written by each of the sisters, the Jewish Women’s Archive wrote that “Both columns were characterized by a straightforward tone, practical advice, and a firm but modern moral sensibility” and that "both women used humor, including sarcasm and one-liners, in their responses.
Plods with ...™ about 5 years ago
Well done, Dan. Very well done.
El Cobbo Grande about 5 years ago
Hahahahahaah
Joe Way Premium Member about 5 years ago
“Paul” has shoes on…
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
The last one could have been the caption for this comic.